That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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