I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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