He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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