I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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