Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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