guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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