Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
You don't make any sense
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