mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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