talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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