I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
oh god the rape fog is back!
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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