I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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