YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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