I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
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