:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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