But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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