Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
