like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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