Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
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