he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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