no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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