his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
