It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I need a beard to bite.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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