suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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