After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
