Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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