we're blogging at a bar
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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