Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Porn is love you can see.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
do nipples grow back?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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