i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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