I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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