Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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