Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
the liver wants what the liver wants
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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