Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Randomize
