She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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