"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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