K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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