love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
