Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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