Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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