i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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