what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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