I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Randomize
