and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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