I wannas sexs uuuuu
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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