Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
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You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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