I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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