sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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