I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
