Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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