I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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