at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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